I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
-Jack Handey

Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how we can turn it into good. So shall we take occasion, from one bitter root, to raise perhaps many flowers.
-Leigh Hunt

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-Charlie Brown

Via Jay Fleck and The Quotations Page.