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Three Second Rule
Skull pops messily
His brains spill onto the floor –
The three second rule?
Only Chewing
Now that I am dead
Is it cannibalism
If I only chew?
The Zombie Credo
No blockaded door
Nor shotgun will keep us from
Your brains, so tasty
Optimism
That chainsaw of yours
Will run out of gas sometime
And then I’ll eat you
Challenges
Missing my right arm
Makes it harder to hold on
Good thing I had two
Togetherness
Just because I’m dead
We can still be together
Inside my stomach
Love is Forever
They always said that
Love is forever – it’s true
I really love brains
Food Court
How appropriate
Choosing to make your stand there
In the mall’s Food Court
Sharing
Well fine – be that way
But if you get the liver
The brains are all mine
Brain Man
Some relish kidneys
Others fancy breasts or legs –
Me, I’m a brain man
The Buffet
The sign boasted of
An all you can eat buffet –
False advertising
