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What if Superman was born in the sixteenth century?
And what if the Hulk was a Duke?
How might Van Eyck have portrayed Snow White?

Sacha wants to confront these icons of American culture with contemporary painters of the Flemish school. The collection demonstrates the use of 17 century techniques counterpointing light and shadow to illustrate nobility and fragility of the super powerful of all times.

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I am absolutely positive I am not the only person who immediately thought of Marvel 1602

By Sacha Goldberger for the full awesome set.

The Vegetable Portraits of Renaissance Painter Giuseppe Arcimboldo

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Giuseppe Arcimboldo (1526 or 1527 – July 11, 1593) was an Italian painter best known for creating imaginative portrait heads made entirely of such objects as fruits, vegetables, flowers, fish, and books.

Arcimboldo’s conventional work, on traditional religious subjects, has fallen into oblivion, but his portraits of human heads made up of vegetables, plants, fruits, sea creatures and tree roots, were greatly admired by his contemporaries and remain a source of fascination today.

At a distance, his portraits looked like normal human portraits. However, individual objects in each portrait were actually overlapped together to make various anatomical shapes of a human.

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Via Wikipedia.

What Armored Combat Really Looked Like

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One of the hazards of practicing historical European martial arts – you know, swords, halberds, that kind of thing – is watching movies. There are so many crazy misconceptions about how hand-to-hand combat worked (and didn’t work) in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance that at some point you just have to sigh.

This great video goes over the basics, and as is often the case, the truth really is stranger than fiction.

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Some of the highlights:

  • Properly fitted and made armor weighed about half of what a modern combat load would be. (When weapons, etc. are factored in, it’s basically identical).
  • A cutting blow to plate does exactly…nothing. Maybe give you a dent. Maybe. A piercing blow to plate, on the other hand does, well, um, also nothing.
  • So how the hell do you injure a medieval tank, a.k.a. a person wearing full plate? You get in close, probably knock their weapon away, grab your own sword (assuming that’s what you are using) halfway up with one hand, then stab your opponent with the pointy end through an eyehole, the unplated groin area, an armpit or kneepit, or even through the base of the foot (true story).
  • But what about using a sword with the cutting part? Sure. But not against someone in full plate. Your opponent’s horse, or that poor s.o.b. in brigandine or half-plate or nothing at all? Yeah, they’re fair game for a cutting blow.
  • Knock ‘em down. Someone in properly made plate can, in fact, do cartwheels and jumping jacks (as the video demonstrates), but knocking them down can give you an opening to draw a dagger or other pointy thing and stab them in some truly embarrassing ways.
  • What about the AK-47 of the medieval period? You know, things like halberds and warhammers? There have been some interesting tests with these, and the amount of force these can deliver is astonishing, but even so, it takes using a spiked end driven full-force to have a chance to pierce most plate, though knocking someone down or deforming their armor are all viable possibilities as well.

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Via on YouTube.

Machiavelli: The Stephen Colbert of the Italian Renaissance

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Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli was an Italian historian, politician, diplomat, philosopher, humanist, and writer based in Florence during the Renaissance.

He was for many years an official in the Florentine Republic, with responsibilities in diplomatic and military affairs. He was a founder of modern political science, and more specifically political ethics.

He wrote his masterpiece, The Prince [in 1513], [h]owever the printed version was not published until 1532, five years after Machiavelli’s death.

Even today the term “Machiavellian” is shorthand for “political ruthlessness”, and controversy about the work had arisen even in the years before it was officially published.

The Prince proposed an ethos that directly conflicted with the accepted Catholic doctrine of proper governing and the rights and responsibilities of rulership. Indeed, on its face the treatise appears outright sociopathic.

The descriptions within The Prince have the general theme of accepting that the aims of princes – such as glory and survival – can justify the use of immoral means to achieve those ends.

[T]he treatise is the most remembered of Machiavelli’s works and the one most responsible for bringing the word “Machiavellian” into usage as a pejorative. It also helped make “Old Nick” an English term for the devil.

There’s just one problem: By all contemporary accounts, Niccolò Machiavelli was no sociopath.

On the contrary, Machiavelli was generally considered to be strongly in support of the idea of some kind of free republic as opposed to the tyrannical and frankly bloodthirsty politics of Italy of his time.

The Prince recommends to rulers the ways to gain glory, along with the virtues of fear. The book was then, as now, frankly shocking to its readers, and it has been suggested that this may have been, well, the actual point.

Machiavelli_Principe_Cover_PageIn other words, it is entirely possible that The Prince was…satire?

The “virtues” extolled were supposed to sound horrific, base, and by unveiling them in their honesty he may have hoped to shame and expose them, exactly as Stephen Colbert does in his popular The Colbert Report.

Despite that most people took The Prince at as much face value as people sometimes embarrassingly take The Onion, the idea that The Prince was satire is far from a new one.

On the contrary, it was a common interpretation during the Enlightenment of the 18th century in Europe.

French philosopher Rousseau wrote in the Social Contract:

“[B]eing attached to the court of the Medici, [Machiavelli] could not help veiling his love of liberty in the midst of his country’s oppression. The choice of his detestable hero, Caesar Borgia, clearly enough shows his hidden aim; and the contradiction between the teaching of the Prince and that of the Discourses on Livy and the History of Florence shows that this profound political thinker has so far been studied only by superficial or corrupt readers.”

This is far from the only interpretation, of course. One of the more ingenious suggestions is that Machiavelli intended The Prince not as satire, but as a memetic worm. That is, that he intended it to be embraced by the people he loathed because it flattered their own instincts, and in their execution of the proscriptions of The Prince they would find their own undoing in the overreach of their own ends.

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“The Prince” was dedicated to him…despite that his family tortured Machiavelli.


Lorenzo de’ Medici, Machiavelli’s ostensible primary audience, purportedly did not even read The Prince. Why? He didn’t trust Machiavelli, a consistently strong supporter of the concept of a republic.

(It should be remembered that after Machiavelli’s Florentine militia, whom he had helped to build into an effective force, was defeated by the Medici in 1512, Machiavelli was subjected to torture on accusations of conspiracy against the Medici family.)

So there you have it: Machiavelli: The Anti-Machiavellian Hero of the People!

Quoted text via Wikipedia.