Tank Hearse

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I found turning 50 a sobering experience.

What [did] I want my funeral to be like? First thing is that my final trip has got to be in a tank.

The project chugged along steadily mostly between important jobs; better not to work myself to death, especially before the project is finished. Then suddenly I had a phone call telling me an older tank mad instructor was very ill in hospital.

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I visited him that night and things looked so bad on return I walked straight in to the workshops and carried on till the early hours and up early the next morning cutting away.

Everything just came together. I found a very clean turret and the sand blaster finished it the very same day. An elusive polish friend who owed me money came out of the woodwork asking if he could work it off, and a clever Jimbo started sorting an electrical birds nest.

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This guy isn’t taking the prospect of dying lying down. Well, okay, he’s still going to be lying down, but you get what I mean.

Via Tanks Alot.

Ambulance Defibrillator Drone

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A Dutch student has revealed a prototype “ambulance drone”, a flying defibrillator able to reach heart attack victims within precious life-saving minutes.

Developed by engineering graduate Alec Momont, it can fly at speeds of up to 100 kilometres per hour (60 miles per hour). Painted in emergency services yellow and driven by six propellers, the drone can carry a four kilogram load – in this case a defibrillator.

The drone tracks emergency mobile calls and uses the GPS to navigate. Once at the scene, an operator can watch, talk and instruct those helping the victim by using an on-board camera connected to a control room via a livestream webcam.

A nice spin on drone technology.

Via Tech Plus.

Birds on the Wires

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Brazillian multimedia artist Jarbas Agnelli was looking at a photograph of birds along an electrical line one day, and thought that the birds looked like musical notes.

He started to wonder what their melody would sound like if he tried to play those keys as music.

Clever collaboration with nature and chance.

Via Jarbas Agnelli via Taxi.

Town Bans Clowns After Multiple Assaults by…Clowns

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A mayor in the [town of Vendargues in the] south of France has banned clown disguises for a month, starting on Halloween, after several violent incidents involving teenagers dressed as clowns.

This month French police have arrested more than a dozen teenagers dressed as clowns with weapons, who were frightening passers-by or in some cases beating people up.

What the mayor of Vendargues hasn’t realized yet is that…those aren’t costumes.

Via BBC.

Penguin “Jaws”

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Penguins may lack teeth, but they have backward facing spines in their throats that grip and guide fish down.

This photo of a rockhopper penguin was taken by Will Burrard-Lucas on the Falkland Islands.

I think I may just have a line on the Syfy Channel‘s next cheesy movie…

Via Science Alert.

Woman Hospitalized to Remove Jammed Deer Tongue She Had Used To Um, You Know…

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The Arkansas woman, who’s name has not been released, went to her gynecologist complaining that her discharge had a “very bad odor”. [T]he results of the pap smear were not human. During the exam, the doctor inserted his speculum, and scooped out a large piece of loose, decaying flesh.

The woman finally confessed. After her husband’s recent hunting trip, he brought home a deer and gutted and dressed it in their garage. She admitted to seeing the tongue, admired its length, and had snuck off with it to use it as a pleasuring aid.

She didn’t remember leaving it up there.

Wait…didn’t remember? Come on, people, necrophilia is no excuse for lack of basic hygiene.

Via Daily Buzz.

Hand Making a Traditional Japanese Wooden Doll

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These Japanese wooden dolls may be too precious for us to play with, but the laborious steps behind the creation of these hand-crafted dolls have left us intrigued.

In the four-minute video, a Japanese man is seen carving each wooden doll carefully by the window of his workshop before painting delicate strokes on its body to create its features and other decorative elements.

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I can’t watch this without immediately thinking of the anime Vampire Princess Miyu and this episode with the creepy dolls. Though at least this craftsman here is smart enough not to give his dolls arms.

Found on on Vimeo via Taxi.