Haiti’s Anti-Zombie Law

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In English, the provision reads:

  • Is considered a poisoning any attempt on the life of a person through the use of substances which can cause death more or less cleanly, regardless of the manner in which these substances were used or administered, and regardless of the consequences.
  • Is also considered attempt on life by poisoning the use made against a person of substances which, without giving death, will cause a more-or-less prolonged state of lethargy, regardless of the manner in which these substances were used and regardless of the consequences.
  • If the person was buried as a consequence of this state of lethargy, the attempt will be considered a murder.

Article 246 originally defined just the simple crime of “poisoning.”

It wasn’t until 1864 that the provision was expanded to include the second and third paragraphs, containing the language about “the use made against a person of substances which, without giving death, will cause a more-or-less prolonged state of lethargy” and burial thereafter.

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Top image by Haitian painter Wilson Bigaud in 1939.
By Mark Strauss via io9 for the full article. Worth a look.

Zombie Holiday Ornaments

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It’s that time of year again. Time to decorate the undead holiday tree with this Zombie Ornament Set.

There’s an undead elf, ready to nip at your nose a bit more than Jack Frost; a reindeer, with a horrible hunger for your flesh; a snowman, covered in the frozen blood of his victims; and Santa, waiting to give you a present, before ripping out your spleen. Each one is coated in blood and gore, which will make your holiday tree more festive.

Via ThinkGeek. And yep, available for purchase there.

The Medieval Zombie Manuscript

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The precise origins of the Three Living and the Three Dead are still somewhat mysterious, but there are many versions of the tale dating back to the 13th century, with the best-known coming from England and France.

The basic version of the story goes like this: three young noblemen are out hunting when they suddenly come across three corpses, which are in varying states of decay, but nonetheless still animated.

Unsurprisingly, the young men express shock and dismay at the sight, while the three corpses admonish them to consider the transience of life and to improve their behaviour before it is too late.

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These bas-de-page scenes can be found in the Taymouth Hours towards the end of the The Office of the Dead, a set of prayers for the dead and dying that were included in virtually every medieval Book of Hours.

The Office of the Dead in Add MS 35313 opens with a scene of the Three Living encountering the Three Dead while out hawking, and is unusual in including a woman among the hunting party. This miniature may be a copy of a similar scene in a Book of Hours that belonged to Mary of Burgundy, who was the mother-in-law of Joanna I of Castile

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The Three Dead Kings (Middle English from West Staffordshire)

Þen speke þe henmest kyng, in þe hillis he beholdis,
He lokis vnder his hondis and his hed heldis;
Bot soche a carful k[ny]l to his hert coldis,
So doþ þe knyf ore þe kye, þat þe knoc kelddus.
Hit bene warlaws þre þat walkyn on þis woldis.
Oure Lord wyss us þe rede-way þat al þe word weldus!
My hert fare[s] fore freȝt as flagge when hit foldus,
Vche fyngyr of my hond fore ferdchip hit feldus.
Fers am I ferd of oure fare;
Fle we ful fast þer-fore.
Can Y no cownsel bot care.
Þese dewyls wil do vs to dare,
Fore drede lest þai duttyn vche a dore.

  • Text in Turville-Petre, T. (ed.) Alliterative Poetry of the Later Middle Ages: An Anthology, London: Routledge, 1989, pp. 148 – 157

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Then speaks the last king, he looks in the hills
He looks under his hands and holds his head;
But a dreadful blow goes cold to his heart
Like the knife or the key, that chills the knuckle.
“These are three demons that walk on these hills
May our Lord, who rules all the world, show us the quickest way out!
My heart bends with fright like a reed,
Each finger of my hand grows weak with fear.
I’m forcefully afraid of our fate;
Let us quickly flee, therefore.
I can give no counsel but worry.
These devils will make us cower
For dread lest they shut each escape.”

  • Translation by Turville-Petre

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These were quite familiar to those of the era, enough such that they were generally not considered as to need explicit explanation of their depictions. (Well, or maybe it just meant zombies were as well-known to those of the era as to us in the modern era…)

It is all a great reminder that our modern depiction and understanding of the concept of Death and the Grim Reaper is a reflection of our own cultural intuitions; the Middle Ages was quite a bit more familiar with death than the average modern person, and did not at all see death necessarily as an enemy – but as in this case, sometimes as an advisor.

Well, and also a terrifying advocate beyond the Veil who wants to bring you into the fold. So I guess some aspects don’t change.

Via British Library.

The Zombie Kama Sutra

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In the beginning, the Lord of Beings created men and women, and prescribed therefore about one million rules by which those men and women must necessarily regulate their living existence. Yet, these rules have not applied to the undead. For too long have these wayward, shambling, unholy creatures attempted to engage the acts of courtship, embracing, unions, seduction, and etc.

To that end are written these more than one thousand chapters, intended as a guide to those who have risen from the grave by whatever means, be it metaphysical, mystical, biological, or extraterrestrial. These important “rules to be dead by” shall provide to the zombie the proper knowledge in regards to conducting oneself in all manner of intimate relations.

Zombie Kama Sutra- Driving the Carriage

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From Part 1st, Chapter 1st: On Getting Your Kicks When Your Bucket Has Been Kicked.

MAN is divided into three classes, according to the size of his thingambob. UNDEAD man is divided into two classes, depending on whether or not he has retained all his limbs and brains.

WOMAN is also divided into three classes, depending on the depth of her you-know-what. So too is UNDEAD woman divided into two classes, corresponding to the number of remaining limbs and brains also.

The temperament of the undead is based most especially on the proximity to brains. The brain is the most important sexual organ. The undead crave brains. The undead are attracted to the brains of one another.

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Can’t…stop…laughing. Yes, I know I am going to Hell. I think I am alright with that.

Via Project Child Murdering Robot which has even more Zombie Kama Sutra awesome…!

Scare Bears: This Year’s Must-Have Gift

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The ’80s have come round again.

Isn’t it time to get your little one today’s version of your favorite childhood toys?

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Via Jay Langley and Wonder World Comics.

Triple Amputee’s New Career as a Zombie in Walmart

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Nick Santonastasso was born without an arm and legs, but he maintains a positive spirit and have become a vine celebrity with his prank videos.

By Nick Santonastasso on a Vine via .

The Map of Zombies

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In the past 10 years, humanity has cowered before an endless horde of zombies. Since “28 Days Later”, 2004’s “Dawn of the Dead”, “Land of the Dead” and Max Brooks’ books, zombies have become the most popular monster of the 21st century.

As a horror fan, when I hear that something has “zombies,” I want to know: are they fast zombies or slow zombies? Viral zombies, supernatural zombies or alien-invasion zombies? Headshot zombies, living zombies or writhing-severed-limbs zombies? Crazed, unreasonable people who are alive but act ‘zombie-like’? Voodoo zombies, cannibal zombies or rotting Etruscan curse zombies?

Jason Thompson’s The Map of Zombies on Kickstarter via the artist’s blog Mockman.