Across the Egyptian Desert to Make Daughter a Princess

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When a Virginia girl told her father she wanted to be a princess, her father went to extremes to make sure her wish would come true.

[H]e began researching how to make his daughter a princess last winter [beginning] with an online search of unclaimed lands around the world and, by June, was making the 14-hour caravan journey through the Egyptian desert to reach an unclaimed 800-square-mile patch of land along the Sudanese border.

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Bir Tawil or Bi’r Tawīl (Arabic: بير طويل‎ Bīr Ṭawīl or بئر طويل Bi’r Ṭawīl; meaning “tall water well”) is a 2,060 km2 (800 sq mi) area along the border between Egypt and Sudan, which is claimed by neither country.

Its terra nullius status results from a discrepancy between the straight political boundary between Egypt and Sudan established in 1899, and the irregular administrative boundary established in 1902.

Egypt asserts the political boundary, and Sudan asserts the administrative boundary, with the result that the Hala’ib Triangle is claimed by both, and Bir Tawil by neither.

There is an interesting Wikipedia article on these terra nullius sites, though the vast majority are presently settled.

My personal favorite is the Guano Islands Act of 1856 which enables United States citizens to take possession of islands containing guano deposits. That would, granted, have made for a considerably less impressive monarchial claim.

Another possibility for those looking for a site for a secret base would be certain unclaimed areas of Antarctica.

The final interesting one is the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 which holds that celestial bodies – such as the Moon or Mars – are not subject to national or corporate appropriation. Now, everybody raise their hand who thinks that will stop, oh, any nation at all when such becomes actually feasible and permanent settlement of such places is ultimately accomplished?

Yeah, that’s what I thought. It has also, unfortunately, done more harm to discouraging the development of commercial human spaceflight than any other single thing. Great idea guys. Really. Thanks for doing your best to put a nail in the coffin of practical settlement of the solar system.

Top photo via on Facebook.
Top quoted text via ABC News.
Bottom quoted text via Wikipedia.

The New Tourism of the Ukrainian War Zone

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Tourists in Ukraine are being offered trips to the war zone with prices starting at £50 for a tour – which includes a flak jacket.

The tours to the battle zone in the east of the country where hundreds of people have been killed range from the cheapest option to the more expensive £400 outings to areas where there is active fighting.

Opportunist companies have sprung up in war-torn areas, posting publicity for the tours on trees and posts.

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[Advertisements] for the trips are being put up in tourism areas and also over the border in neighbouring countries, with phrases like: “Impress your friends with the ultimate selfies”.

Several people that have been on the tours and posted images on social networking sites also talked about picking up souvenirs, including bullet cases and pieces of blackened rubble to take home as a keepsake.

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Darwinism in action, I’d say.

It actually reminds me a little of the surreal incident where in the American Civil War Union dignitaries had a picnic overlooking the early battle of First Bull Run.

Pretty good definition right there of the word “naive“…

Top photo via Olga Yakimovich/Reuters.
Bottom photo via AFP/Getty Images.
Quoted text via Mail Online.

Marie Curie’s Notebook Requires the Protection of a Lead Box

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Marie Curie made some of the most significant contributions to science in the 20th century. And as most people already know, she did so at a great cost to her own health. [T]he radiation levels she was exposed to were so powerful that her notebooks must now be kept in lead-lined boxes.

Marie Curie was basically walking around with bottles of polonium and radium in her pockets all the time. She even kept capsules full of the dangerous stuff on her shelf.

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“One of our joys was to go into our workroom at night; we then perceived on all sides the feebly luminous silhouettes of the bottles of capsules containing our products,” the Nobel Prize-winning scientist wrote in her autobiography.

“It was really a lovely sight and one always new to us. The glowing tubes looked like faint, fairy lights.”

The radium that Curie carried around in her pockets has a half-life of 1,601 years, so her notebook and other possessions are due to stay in those lead-lined boxes for a long, long, long time…

Via Factually.

Woman Discovers Ikea Bags Filled with Eighty Skeletons

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A woman in southern Sweden is furious after stumbling upon scores of skulls and human bones inside Ikea bags in a church.

The Kläckeberga church is using Ikea bags to store the remains of around 80 people who were once buried under the floorboards.

The macabre collection, which is almost overflowing from a set of large blue Ikea bags, was found by local woman Kicki Karlé. The bags are covered by a tarpaulin and have been sitting there since parts of the church were dug up and rebuilt to allow wheelchair access.

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I am assuming they came with proper assembly instructions.

Hopefully all the necessary tools were present – bone wrenches can be challenging to come by in some parts.

Balder Books via The Local.

Empathy with the Flushed

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Young visitors wearing “feces hats” climb a ladder to the slide of a giant mock toilet to experience what it is like to be flushed down the bowl.

The exhibition, at the National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation in Tokyo, attempts to explain the effects human waste has on the environment.

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I do not envy the artist whose job it was to make an empathizable pile of…poo. Really. My hat’s off to you. It’s not a feces hat, though. Just not my thing – I’m sure you understand.

Human Wasted & Earth’s Future via SF Gate.

Fossilized Dinosaur Feces for Sale

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Although it is often impossible to tell which species produced these fascinating petrified feces, it is supposed that the fine examples found in a small area of Washington State are from a Miocene turtle.

What is undeniable is their evocative and varied form, superbly demonstrated in this collection of five different examples, two of finely textured botryoidal form, one in rich rusty red, the other a dark purple-brown, attractively speckled in white; one from a creature apparently in need of a more fibrous diet, of unusually soft definition in warm orange-ochre; and two with deeply cracked surfaces exactly like dried excrement, in green-gray and burnt umber, 4 to 6 inches long.

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This truly spectacular specimen is possibly the longest example of coprolite – fossilized dinosaur feces – ever to be offered at auction.

It boasts a wonderfully even, pale brown-yellow coloring and terrifically detailed texture to the heavily botryoidal surface across the whole of its immense length.

The passer of this remarkable object is unknown, but it is nonetheless a highly evocative specimen of unprecedented size

The loving textual consideration applied to dinosaur crap by the copywriter is really something to be truly admired.

Quoted text via auctioneer I.M. Chait.
Via Huffington Post.

Ape Island

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Our crew traveled to remote Liberia to discover an area inhabited solely by former lab tested chimpanzees who survived disease and two civil wars.

We go to the island, interview the locals and meet the scientists involved in the testing facility 25 years ago.

This documentary is a Motherboard production, made possible by 20th Century Fox’s Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

Via CNET.