The Soviet War of Aggression on the Micronation of the Principality of Outer Baldonia

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The Principality of Outer Baldonia is a now defunct micronation whose territorial pretensions comprised the roughly 4 acres (16,000 m2) of Outer Bald Tusket Island, the southernmost of the Tusket Islands, 8 nautical miles (15 km) off the southern tip of the Canadian province of Nova Scotia.

Founded in 1948 by [Pepsi-Cola sales executive] Russell Arundel, [it was] endowed with a charter, flag, and organized military. Coinage and passports were also issued.

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Stumbling across the island while fishing (recreationally, not commercially) for tuna, Arundel soon after arranged to purchase the island for $750 and built a stone fishing lodge about 30 by 20 feet in size.

While drinking (naturally) he and some friends conceived of and elaborated on the details of what would become Outer Baldonia.

There are some great details here, too – for example, the currency was referred to as “the Tunar” in honor of the tuna fishing that had led Arundel to the island.

All citizens of the Principality who caught a Bluefin Tuna and paid a $50 fee were accorded the rank of Prince. The ranks of the peerage were limited to 100.

While never legally recognized by any government other than that of Nova Scotia, Outer Baldonia managed to acquire a certain amount of prestige on the international stage.

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Simply by listing his law office’s phone number as that of the Consulate of Outer Baldonia in the telephone registry of Washington, D.C., Prince Russell received many invitations to gatherings which he attended in his diplomatic garb, which some say was decorated largely with sardine cans and bottle caps.

Outer Baldonia was even invited to apply for membership to the then nascent United Nations.

The Declaration of Independence of the Charter of Outer Baldonia is another gem:

“That fishermen are a race alone. That fishermen are endowed with the following inalienable rights: The right to lie and be believed. The right of freedom from question, nagging, shaving, interruption, women, taxes, politics, war, monologues, care and inhibitions. The right to applause, vanity, flattery, praise and self-inflation. The right to swear, lie, drink, gamble and silence.”

The rest of the charter covered tax policy, citizenship codes of conduct, military structure, trade and industrial policies.

Women were banned from the island (though, strangely, not citizenship), and the stated primary business of the island was (of course) fishing, but also the export of empty rum and beer bottles.

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Then came war with the Soviet Union. Seriously. Kind of.

A communist writer in the Soviet Union published an attack upon the content of the Charter, which she claimed dehumanised and decivilized the citizenry in the USSR state publication Literaturnaya Gazeta

When the Soviet Government declined an invitation to visit and observe the wholesomeness of the micronation’s way of life with an eye to retracting its insults, a declaration of war was issued on March 9, 1953.

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Yes, Outer Baldonia actually had a navy in the form of somewhere between twenty and a hundred fishing and sport vessels.

The reaction of the Soviet Union was swift and in the form of a series of press condemnations, as the communist state clearly had no desire to challenge the Baldonian Navy.

In the end, the inside joke of Outer Baldonia’s diplomatic representatives fell before the onslaught of investigative reporting as to the exact nature of Outer Baldonia. In 1973, the island was finally sold to Russel Arundel for the price of $1 (Canadian) to the Nova Scotia Bird Society, whereupon the island was designated a bird sanctuary. Outside of tern rookery breeding season, it is open to the public.

Top photo via Teddeon.
Other images via Wizzley. Map from Google Maps.
Quoted text via Wikipedia.

Ouija: The Talking Board

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The Ouija board, also known as a spirit board or talking board, is a flat board marked with the letters of the alphabet, the numbers 0–9, the words “yes”, “no”, “hello” (occasionally), and “goodbye”, along with various symbols and graphics.

It uses a planchette (small heart-shaped piece of wood) or movable indicator to indicate the spirit’s message by spelling it out on the board during a séance. Participants place their fingers on the planchette, and it is moved about the board to spell out words.

Most of us have probably seen, or at least heard of these, but where exactly did they get their start? How did they come to have such a hold on the modern cultural imagination of the occult, especially when such brilliancies as the necropants only re-emerged recently?

The ouija board as it is modernly known is actually quite recent, its commercial introduction dating to only 1890 by a businessman named Elijah Bond, though it did not really take off until it was made popular by spiritualist Pearl Curran during World War I.

But the modern version is actually only the end of a rather long lineage.

One of the first mentions of the automatic writing method used in the Ouija board is found in China around 1100 AD, in historical documents of the Song Dynasty. The method was known as fuji (扶乩), “planchette writing”.

The use of planchette writing as an ostensible means of contacting the dead and the spirit-world continued, and, albeit under special rituals and supervisions, was a central practice of the Quanzhen School, until it was forbidden by the Qing Dynasty.

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Spoilsports. Always ruining the exercise of responsible necromancy.

Similar methods can be traced as well to Greece and Rome, and not to mention India and medieval Europe, but it was Elijah Bond and Jishnu Thyagarajan who filed for a patent on it in 1890 (see, idiotic patents being granted aren’t only a feature of our century…)

Neurologist Terence Hines writes in his book Pseudoscience and the Paranormal:

The planchette is guided by unconscious muscular exertions like those responsible for table movement. The unconscious muscle movements responsible for the moving tables and Ouija board phenomena seen at seances are examples of a class of phenomena due to what psychologists call a dissociative state.

A dissociative state is one in which consciousness is somehow divided or cut off from some aspects of the individual’s normal cognitive, motor, or sensory functions.

Via Wikipedia.

The Mongol Derby: Retracing Genghis Khan’s Historical Postal Route

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The goal is to ride a 621-mile circuit (1,000 kilometers) of Mongolian steppe in less than ten days.

Fewer than half of the riders are expected to make it across the finish line. The rest will either quit or be carried off the course by the medical team. Broken bones and torn ligaments are common, frustration and bruised egos the norm. Every rider will fall off multiple times during the course of the race.

The race route is modeled on the horse relay postal system created under Genghis Khan in 1224, which was instrumental in the expansion of the Mongolian Empire. [S]pecially appointed postal riders would gallop more than 100 miles (160 kilometers) to a morin urtuu, or horse relay station, where another escort would be waiting with a fresh horse.

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At the postal route’s zenith, a letter could cross from Kharkhorin in the east to the Caspian Sea on the far western edge of the empire, a distance of some 4,225 miles (6,800 kilometers), in two weeks (an average of about 300 miles, or 480 kilometers, a day).

Postal riders continued to deliver the mail until 1949, when the Soviet Union—which then controlled Mongolia—shut down the system in an attempt to erase the history of Genghis Khan from the country.

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Mongolian horses are unique for several reasons. Genetically, they are considered to be horses despite being the size of a pony. A horse is typically 5 feet (157 centimeters) or taller at the base of the neck. While on average Mongol horses are only 4.6 feet (143 centimeters) tall, they are considered horses because of their head structure and bone size.

Despite their diminutive size, today’s Mongol horses are the same breed ridden by Genghis Khan’s conquering warriors — able to run long distances and to withstand a wide range of temperatures, from -40 to 90 degrees Fahrenheit (-40 to 30 degrees Celsius).

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The Mongol Derby isn’t cheap, though. There is an entrance fee of over $13,000, and entrance is not guaranteed but subject to an interview. Moreover, the route itself shifts as much as 25% every year – this actually makes it even more accurate, since the original route varied as well, as different families rotated responsibility for each of the various way stations.

You don’t bring your own horse, as well – these are barely tamed horses, and like the original postal route, a particular horse only runs between stations, meaning this is much more of a challenge for the rider than the horses.

This year, over a thousand horses were involved, each with GPS and a network of vets and support to ensure sufficient water across the route, a not-inconsiderable problem given the terrain.

This is actually particularly interesting to me, since I’ve considered for a long time riding across Mongolia, though an actual race like this would break me, I am quite sure – that good a rider I am not.

Via National Geographic.

George Bernard Shaw’s New Shavian Alphabet

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The Shavian alphabet is an alphabet conceived as a way to provide simple, phonetic orthography for the English language to replace the difficulties of the conventional spelling.

It was posthumously funded by and named after Irish playwright George Bernard Shaw.

Shaw set three main criteria for the new alphabet: it should be (1) at least 40 letters; (2) as “phonetic” as possible (that is, letters should have a 1:1 correspondence to phonemes); and (3) distinct from the Latin alphabet to avoid the impression that the new spellings were simply “misspellings”.

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Shaw had served from 1926 to 1939 on the BBC’s Advisory Committee on Spoken English, which included several exponents of phonetic writing.

All of his interest in spelling and alphabet reform was made clear in Shaw’s will of June 1950, in which provision was made for Isaac Pitman, with a grant in aid from the Public Trustee, to establish a Shaw Alphabet.

The Shavian Alphabet is interesting for another aspect; the letters are categorized as being tall, deep, or short, with short letters being vowels, liquids, and nasals, and tall letters being voiceless consonants – flipping the tall letter makes it a “deep” letter representing the voiced version of that letter.

In other words, the shape of the letter isn’t arbitrary, but is actually tied to the phonetics.

Other interesting features; there are no upper and lowercase letters (thank god), but it still preserves the concept of proper naming by utilizing a “naming dot” before a proper name.

It’s a pity that the strength of cultural convention has hobbled us to the Latin alphabet. While it was, to be sure, an improvement over previous systems, especially in English it has a lot of problems that something like this could solve.

Via Wikipedia.

The picNYC Table

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Urban farming is a fast growing phenomenon where the typically rural practice of agriculture is brought into the city. The picNYC table goes one step further and brings the rural experience of picnicking not just in the city, but into the apartment.

The folded lightweight aluminum table top and legs form a stiff framework for the grass, soil and stones (needed for drainage). Suddenly spilling water becomes a necessity instead of a problem.

Based on the number of cuts, maintenance, usage, sunlight and season, the PicNYC table responds with a variety of colors to the conditions set by the owner.

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The only problem I can see with this is that when I am spilling something at dinner it, um, isn’t usually water.

Also, if I am spilling 15 year old Balvenie I deserve to be punched. Sorry, grass. You’re going to have to find your own Scotch.

Via Haiko Cornelissen Architecten. Available for $2450 in the United States – not including shipping.

Macaque Selfie Copyright Dispute

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Photographer David Slater said he owns the copyright to the images of crested black macaque monkeys, which were taken in the Indonesian jungle in 2011.

Slater told the BBC that although the monkeys pressed the button, he had set the self-portraits up by framing them and setting the camera on a tripod.

But Wikimedia Foundation said no one owned the copyright to the images, because under U.S. law, “copyright cannot vest in non-human authors” — the monkeys in this case.

Seems to me we should update the law to allow for proper distribution of royalties to primates. I mean, think of how many bananas, mangosteens, and marquisa telur kodoks that guy could have coming to him?

Photo via Wikimedia Commons.
Quoted text via Mercury News.

A Computer Named Katherine Johnson

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From her oral history as archived by the National Visionary Leadership Project:

[I]n June 1953, Katherine was contracted as a research mathematician at the Langley Research Center. At first she worked in a pool of women performing math calculations. Katherine has referred to the women in the pool as virtual “computers who wore skirts”.

Their main job was to read the data from the black boxes of planes and carry out other precise mathematical tasks.

Then one day, Katherine (and a colleague) were temporarily assigned to help the all-male flight research team. Katherine’s knowledge of analytic geometry helped make quick allies of male bosses and colleagues to the extent that, “they forgot to return me to the pool”.

While the racial and gender barriers were always there, Katherine says she ignored them. She simply told people she had done the work and that she belonged.

At NASA, Johnson started work in the all-male Flight Mechanics Branch and later moved to the Spacecraft Controls Branch.

She calculated the trajectory for the space flight of Alan Shepard, the first American in space, in 1959 and the launch window for his 1961 Mercury mission. She plotted backup navigational charts for astronauts in case of electronic failures.

In 1962, when NASA used computers for the first time to calculate John Glenn’s orbit around Earth, officials called on her to verify the computer’s numbers. Ms. Johnson later worked directly with real computers.

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…and a ton of other projects, including the Apollo 11 lunar trajectory, plans for a mission to Mars, and the Space Shuttle program.

Top photo credit NASA/David C. Bowman.
Center photo by Brian Koberlein.
Bottom photo via the 1962 NASA documentary Friendship 7, captured and enhanced by Colin Mackellar.
Bottom quoted text via Wikipedia.