Hidden for nearly 950 years, a withered parchment, yellowed with age, was pulled up from the dank catacombs beneath the Vatican in Rome.

Now, as its contents are unveiled, the world will come to know the truth…that there are EIGHT Deadly Sins! (And apparently the Pope of that age was fond of cats) Behold! The Bible doth spell seven sins of death.

Dante Alighieri‘s 14th century Divine Comedy has nothing on this. True story.

Marija Tiurina via and neonmob.