After the Rapture Pet Care

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[A]t some point in the future Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to heaven with the Church. This is known as the Rapture and it will be glorious.

But what of our pets? Who will take care of our pets when we’re gone?

After The Rapture Pet Care is building a network of non-Christian pet caretakers and a massive database of Christian-owned pets.

If the Rapture comes, our caretakers will be ready to find, rescue, and care for your pets.

The FAQ in particular is brilliant and the operation is real, founded by a Christian and a non-Christian:

Can I contact the Volunteer Pet Caretakers in my area?
We have promised our Volunteer Pet Caretakers we will keep their information strictly confidential. If they thought their information would be given out, or that Christians might try to pressure them to become Christians, they simply would not sign up.

Isn’t the world going to be totally collapsed after the Rapture?
When all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion. However, the majority of people will still be on earth, and communications will be their first priority to maintain. [D]ata about all registered pets is located on Google servers as well as our own server in Lansing, Michigan (away from political and military hot spots to minimize chance of destruction if there is a post-Rapture war).

Who are these Volunteer Pet Caretakers and how do I know they’ll take good care of my pets?
Most Volunteer Pet Caretakers fit this description: They are atheist or another non-Christian religion. They love animals enough to register with us even though they do not believe there will be a Rapture. They are not paid, so they are not signing up simply to make a quick buck.

If there is going to be a time of great tribulation, suffering, judgment, and confusion after the rapture, won’t these Pet Caretakers be much more concerned about that stuff?
There really is little information about what will happen after the Rapture of the Church. We do know, though, that the anti-Christ will bring temporary peace and the world will worship an idol god, so therefore there will be worldwide communication and a societal structure at least for a while. Certainly there will be confusion over the sudden disappearance of millions of people, but you can bet a quick “scientific” explanation will be given to calm the masses.

After The Rapture Pet Care via AATTP.

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