Woman Discovers Ikea Bags Filled with Eighty Skeletons

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A woman in southern Sweden is furious after stumbling upon scores of skulls and human bones inside Ikea bags in a church.

The Kläckeberga church is using Ikea bags to store the remains of around 80 people who were once buried under the floorboards.

The macabre collection, which is almost overflowing from a set of large blue Ikea bags, was found by local woman Kicki Karlé. The bags are covered by a tarpaulin and have been sitting there since parts of the church were dug up and rebuilt to allow wheelchair access.

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I am assuming they came with proper assembly instructions.

Hopefully all the necessary tools were present – bone wrenches can be challenging to come by in some parts.

Balder Books via The Local.

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