Sanwe Medical Equipment Co., Ltd. [is] advertising the product with the awesome sales pitch, “We consistently hope to provide users more benefits, more convenience and more enjoyable healthy life with our superior quality products, thoughtful service and absolute faithfulness”.

[T]he automatic sperm extractor can be adjusted for height, frequency, amplitude, and temperature.

One can readily imagine the outburst of enthusiasm for, um, science that will emerge out of the distribution of this device.

Via Gamma Squad.