Say hello to Encyosaccus sexmaculatus from Ecuador, also known as the “Orange Tortoise Spider”.

A few posts back we had a spider that isn’t a spider (but rather a crab), so it’s only fair we allow evolution to show off the tortoise that isn’t a tortoise (but rather a spider).

Evolution, go home. You’re drunk. Again.

Top photo by via iNaturalist.
Bottom photo by aollgaaard via Arachnoboards.